This week in games: Free Ubisoft games galore, a new Age of Empires 2 expansion, and more

Age of Empires II: Rise of the Rajas

2017’s basically here already. Proof? Three new game release dates this week, spanning from February to April of next year. It’s starting.

That, plus Sam Lake sing-talks his way through Remedy’s music, Age of Empires II gets yet another new expansion, Planet Coaster becomes a winter wonderland, Doom runs on a single keyboard key, and Hitman borrows from Home Alone. This is gaming news for December 12 through 16.

Last call for Ubi’s freebies

Ubisoft’s been celebrating its 30th anniversary for the past seven months or so, giving away a free game every month. What? You missed one of them? Well then you’re in luck, because from now until Sunday you can grab all seven freebies in one go, provided you use Uplay and sign up for the Ubisoft Club.

That’s free copies of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Beyond Good & Evil, Splinter Cell, Rayman Origins,The Crew, Far Cry: Blood Dragon, and Assassin’s Creed III, for the curious. Head here to grab ‘em.

Rise of the Rajas

Age of Empires II is, what, 17 years old at this point? Perfect time for an expansion, methinks. Age of Empires 2 HD has received two new expansions since it launched in 2013, but a third is set to release next week—December 19 to be exact. Titled Rise of the Rajas, it brings in four new civilizations (the Burmese, Khmer, Malay, and Vietnamese) and four new campaigns.

Age of Empires II: Rise of the Rajas

Frozen coasters

Also on the docket for an expansion this week: Planet Coaster, which gets its first free post-launch update in the form of some winter DLC. Two new flat rides, two new rail rides, and—most importantly—a winter theme with accompanying shops and scenery. You’ll also find a much-needed interface update, including the ability to set global shop prices from a single menu.


One of my most-anticipated games for 2017 is Banjo-Kazooie spiritual successor Yooka-Laylee, and now we’ve got a more definitive release date: April 11. Also, a new trailer.

Date of Torment

Another much-anticipated 2017 title, Torment: Tides of Numenera also secured a release date this week: February 28.

Blue Collar Goblin

And another! Styx: Shards of Darkness, follow-up to the actually-it’s-kinda-decent stealth game Styx: Master of Shadows, is set to release on March 14 of next year, and just got a swanky new trailer. It looks similar to the last game, though the transition to Unreal 4 has done Styx some good.

Look for American

American Truck Simulator ’s map has been rebuilt from scratch to be more America-esque, by which I mean massive. The devs did a full rescale over the last few months to change the map from 1:35 scale to 1:20, and you can get a look in this trailer:

Season’s greetings

‘Tis the season for holiday-themed missions, and the one I’m probably going to play most? Overwatch’s Mei-centric snowball fight.

Like a bald Kevin McCallister

But it’s Hitman that wins the prize for most creative with its new Elusive Target.

“Your destination is Paris, France, and I must confess, this one is a bit of an odd one. Your targets are Harry ‘Smokey’ Bagnato and Marv ‘Slick’ Gonif, a pair of professional thieves currently breaking into the Palais De Walewska. Bagnato and Gonif are both American nationals now living in Paris after a series of botched break-ins and related violent crimes forced them to leave their home country.“

Harry and Marv, eh? Yeah, you might recognize them as the villainous duo from Christmas classic Home Alone. It’s no Gary Busey, but still, pretty great.

The Doom saga continues

Following up on the hit videos “Doom running on an ATM” and “Doom running on the MacBook Pro’s Touch Bar” comes this new house of horrors: Doom 2running on a single keyboard key.

Reddit user AyrA_ch used a workaround to get the game running on the customizable Optimus Maximus keyboard, by way of transcoding the video into a series of screenshots that are then displayed on the key’s 48×48 pixel programmable display.

Max Gain

Usually “Doom running on a [BLANK]” would be the silly news I’d end the week on, but most weeks don’t include Remedy’s Sam Lake talk-singing about the music used in the studio’s games. With lasers. If you’ve ever wanted to see Sam Lake dance to Harry Nilsson and then Shatner his way through some Bowie lyrics, this is your video: