The weirdest car games you can play right now

  1. Normally the games we cover here on are capable but conventional racers that focus on fast cars, exotic locations and cut and thrust racing. But beyond the polished paint-jobs of Forza and Gran Turismo there are more left-field automotive themed games out there that tackle the mundane, the trivial and the downright bizarre.

    So as a festive treat, here are five of the weirdest automotive games you can play right now. Most of them are available on PC, land of the gloriously pedantic simulation, but there are a couple of Xbox and PS4 titles in there too. Don’t necessarily treat inclusion as any kind of endorsement, and we promise we haven’t made any of these up, regardless of how ludicrous they sound.

  2. Jalopy

    When you picture the ideal road trip, you’re probably imagining winding mountain switchbacks, Italian food and a gleaming supercar. What you’re probably not imagining is the Communist Eastern Bloc, boiled cabbage and a mechanically questionable Trabant-alike. That’s what you’re getting if you download Jalopy for the PC, though.

    The clue’s sort of in the title. You’ll spend as much time by the side of the road repairing your Laika 601 Deluxe as you will cruising through the stark, polygonal hills of Hungary, Yugoslavia and Bulgaria. Well unless you decide to start smuggling contraband under the noses of the border guards to buy some sweet modifications. Modifications like a functioning air filter. You know, real luxury stuff.

    As a piece of trivia, Jalopy developer Greg Pryjmachuk used to work as a designer on the Formula One games at Codemasters between 2009 and 2014. Wonder if working on a game about recreating the most technically sophisticated racing cars on the planet helped inspire this at all? We suspect not…

  3. My Summer Car

    Set in rural Finland in 1995, PC game My Summer Car has you restoring and upgrading a battered Datsun 100A with the end goal of entering it in a local rally. In order to do that, though, you’ll have to earn money for parts by completing chores such as delivering firewood, operating your car as an unlicensed minicab or bootlegging Finnish moonshine.

    The slight wrinkle is that the restoration process is phenomenally involved, to the point where you’ll probably be a qualified engineer by the time you actually get the thing running. You’d better believe you’ll be manually tightening all ten of the individual 7mm bolts on the cylinder head of your engine. The only thing missing is the burnt forearms, skinned knuckles and a mechanic’s salary.

    Oh and there’s a player death system, meaning you can spend hours of your life fettling your beloved Summer Car and then lose all your progress because you accidentally fell into a septic tank and died. You don’t get that in Forza, do you?

  4. MudRunner: A Spintires Game

    We like to believe that the developers of PC and console game MudRunner saw it as their personal calling to create the stickiest, boggiest, most convincing mud in the history of videogames. If that’s the case then they deserve a hearty slap on the back, because we’re getting vivid, post-traumatic flashbacks to the last time we were at Glastonbury.

    Fortunately in MudRunner you have tools at your disposal to avoid becoming permanently fossilised, including diff locks and winches to haul you through the treacly bogs that plague whatever far-flung, waterlogged corner of Russia this game is set in.

    It might sound tedious, but there’s a deeply satisfying tactility to successfully churning your way through a game environment that treats off-road physics properly. A word of caution, though: having burrowed almost to the centre of the Earth attempting to reverse park a trailer in a particularly gloopy field, this is a game that requires the patience and deft touch of an international Jenga champion.

  5. Drive Girls

    Where to start with Drive Girls? This Japanese, anime-inspired PS Vita game centres around a team of women who can inexplicably metamorphose into cars. Their mission is to defeat waves of robot insects via the twin methods of hitting them with swords and running them over as vehicles. It’s like watching Transformers, only Megan Fox and Optimus Prime are the same person.

    Story Mode follows the progress of main character Lancier, who transforms into what is transparently an unlicensed, imitation Mitsubishi Lancer. Her friend Seven turns into a thinly veiled Mazda RX7 and, well, you get the idea. Unfortunately in addition to being complete and utter nonsense, Drive Girls is not a very good game, with repetitive combat and precious little reason to switch into vehicular form. It’s probably for the best that only about eight people still own a PS Vita any more.

  6. Absolute Drift Zen Edition

    PC and console game Absolute Drift correctly identifies the connection between a zen state of calm and holding a car in a perfect, arcing drift. Or at least that’s the idea, for at least the first hour we were very un-zen indeed as we got to grips with balancing the weight of the dinky Toyota AE86 we’d chosen as our appropriately JDM chariot. Controllers may have been thrown.

    Once you get the hang of delicately finessing those throttle and steering inputs, though, the minimalist art style, pastel colours and inoffensive music do begin to have a calming influence. We particularly like the sweeping black tyre marks that make you feel like you’re painting on a blank canvas. If someone had only told us that meditation could involve smoking tyres and cranking on opposite lock, we’d have taken it up much sooner. Time to practice the ancient art of Heel and Tao…